A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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