i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Randomize