Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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