easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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