we made out on top of his cat.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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