Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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