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I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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