Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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