Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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