Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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