Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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