I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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