oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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