im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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