is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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