a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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