But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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