Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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