I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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