Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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