big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well I just put wine in my tea
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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