I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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