Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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