You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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