My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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