Pants 0. Shit 1.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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