marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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