How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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