you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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