New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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