i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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