She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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I just found puke in my bra..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There r osticjed everywhere
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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