She announced her abortion via fbk
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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