We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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