I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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