found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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