Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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