And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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