This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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