he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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