I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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