Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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