Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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