I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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