You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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