i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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