kristin has been a bad kristin
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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