Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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