I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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