You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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