You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I believe in your delicious
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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