I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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It's blow job season.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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