i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
a search helicopter?!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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